I've just been going through mine, packing them away in fact. I think the days of sending in laboriously labeled slides in plastic sheets may be over, thank goodness. When I think of the boxes of slides I threw away because they came out too reddish, or bluish, or yellow. And I DON'T want to think about all the money I spent.
Here's what I hated about taking slides:
THE PROCESS
• Finish your work at least a week before the deadline
If taking in natural light....
- Buy special ektachrome daylight film ($$)
 - Plan the perfect day - sunny with shade, not too cold. (If in the winter, wait till the weekend since it's dark when you leave for work and return home)
 - Prop the painting somewhere in shade
 - Break off blades of grass that are sticking up in front of the picture
 - Pick it up when the wind blows it over
 
- Buy special ektachrome tungsten film ($$)
 - Find a neutral wall
 - Set up lights and stands
 - Check special color balanced bulbs ($$)
 - Go to store to replace bulb that's burned out. Buy two so they match ($$)
 - Angle lights to eliminate glare (ha!)
 
- Set up 35 mm camera on tripod
 - Adjust camera so picture is perfectly square
 - Notice glare on picture
 - Put on polarizing lens
 - Adjust aperture
 - Take several exposures of each image
 - Repeat
 
- Leave early to take film to 1-day ektachrome lab ($$) before work
 - Fight rush hour traffic to pick up slides after work
 - Look at them on their light table
 - Throw away the box (too-blue, too-yellow, too-dark, too light, too-skewed, too-glarey)
 - Start over
 
- Decide a slide is acceptable
 - Mask out background with special silver tape ($$)
 - Take the one perfect slide in to lab to be duped
 - Estimate how many you'll need ($$)
 - Wait 3 days then pick up dups
 - Find out exactly how venue wants you to label slides
 - Print tiny little labels good only for that venue
 - Arrange in slidesheet
 - Put them in a 9x12 envelope with a return postage 9x12 envelope inside
 - Go to the post office to get it weighed
 - Mail 3-4 days before deadline
 
Things I love about sending jpgs...
- Finish work up to 1 hour before deadline
 - If it's small enough—scan it. Or...
 - Prop up painting indoors or out (too blue? too yellow? No worries, Photoshop to the rescue! Glare? Take photo on angle, de-skew in Photoshop)
 - Take photo with little digital camera
 - Check it on your computer
 - Adjust as necessary
 - Bring into Photoshop
 - De-skew it, color correct, crop
 - Save original
 - Resize version for venue
 - Name it
 - Attach to application and hit send
 
I had a whole filing system for my hundreds of slides, sorted by master copies, dups, titles and quality. Endless hours of organizing...but I suppose many of those packets I mailed out did return some great opportunities, so those little square calling cards had their day.
Anyone still using them? Anyone miss them?

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